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kurtbraunohler:

Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. I went with it.
colombiandream:

ss
advil:

comegirls:

Angelina Jolie

i need a minute
jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 
superflu-fashion-art-lifestyle:

http://www.superflu.de/
datshitcrayyy:

That booty though

"You can’t guarantee people will make you happy. But you can guarantee alcohol will get you drunk."

- via (bit3yourlip)

(Source: bit3yourlip, via thefamiliarsound)

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

(via blvck-sun)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

eccentrikuh:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Sounds about right

(via yobrehhh)

naked-yogi:

sexographies:

http://sexographies.tumblr.com/

This is amazing.

Natures glory hole
vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what